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Meet Navin!

23 Jul

Meet Navin R. Johnson the betta fish and newest addition to the Jarrell animal crew!

I went to a wedding this weekend (which I will post about later) and on each table at the reception they had a betta fish in a vase with flowers, and at the end of the night guess who was lucky enough to get offered a fish!!

I haven’t had a fish since middle / high school (RIP Gill), and I forgot how fun / relaxing they are to watch!

You can follow me on Instagram @malloryhotmess and all of my animals have their own hashtag

#wheelerdog #sketchbird #ermahbird and now #navinthebetta



Double Bridal Shower

8 Jul

Both of my husband’s little bros are getting married this summer and I offered to throw both brides, if they agreed to it, a joint bridal shower! They were both more than willing to share their day and it was a huge success!

I turned my screened in porch to the refreshment area.

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I made the tissue poofs out of dollar store tissue, styrofoam  balls, craft glue and twine and hung them at different lengths from my fan.1 1052449_10100583589813467_1003557352_o

and for take-aways I said, “What’s something cheap / tiny /  that everyone loves? …… BOOZE!” 🙂1 1001003_10100583589728637_746334209_n copy

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Desi’s wedding colors are Pink, brown and green, and Jenny’s color is purple, so I did everything in pink and  purple even down to the pink lemonade and grape Kool-Aid and cupcakes in each shade.

The bunting is made out of scrapbook paper craft glue and twine. (I could get 2 12″x6″ diamonds out of each sheet, so I could fold it / glue it in half around the twine)

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I wanted it outdoor, so I borrowed 2 friends’ EZ-Up tents for the gift / game times.

Game prizes

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A special gift for the mother of the grooms because none of us would be here if she didn’t raise 3 perfect boys 🙂2 7984_10100583590047997_1501189555_n

behind the Sbux gift card is this in the frame.

MIL 5x7

My present to them: a wedding day basket. A pair of Tom’s for when your fancy wedding shoes start to hurt your feet, a bottle of champagne to sip while you get ready, a frame for your fave pic from your wedding which I promised to take great pics at! Then some smell goods! One bride’s wedding is total “country chic” burlap and lace and the whole nine yards, and the other bride is fluent in French, and I noticed a few Eiffel tower things when I visited their apt last, so she got the Paris scent . That plus their name signs 🙂

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My last idea was a “photo area” with a backdrop and tripod, so I got a vintage sheet from Etsy and a few feet of PVC and some velcro and made my own “photo booth”. And the boys crashed the party at the end just in time for pics!

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One of the major hits was the signs I had made for the girls by The Freckled Owl. I figured I can use them as shower decor; they can use them as wedding decor, and then hang them in their house. What bride doesn’t love something wedding-y and personalized.

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As I was ordering them, I found myself kinda wanting one so I added a third to the cart.

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I wanted to share the super cute invites I designed.

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and a detail I thought would be cute for pictures

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It’s important to me that things match

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and the games were a hit.

We played the “No Groom Name Game” – everyone gets 2 clothespins. You csn’t say “Chris” or “Taylor” or someone can take one of your pins, but if you hear someone say their name, you take their pin. Runs throughout the whole shower. Always a classic.

Then we played a word jumble
(answers: groom, reception, chris and desi, kiss, Jarrell, ring, bridesmaid, bouquet, taylor and jenny, cake, gown,aisle, ceremony)

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and a purse scavenger hunt

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but I think the game that got the most laughs was a game I saw on Pinterest called “Who has the groom?” all it is is an envelope that says “Who Has the Groom?” on the front and 1 will have a pic of the groom – the others are filled with decoys! So I used the 2 grooms and had 2 winners, but also threw in the 3rd Jarrell boy (my husband) and my father in law along with a few of my fave celebrities. I told everyone that their dreamdates were inside.


You can’t twerk with us

3 Jul

So some of you may already know that I’ve been a Zumba instructor for a little over 2 years now, but I just recently started posting some vids of my routines on YouTube.
We breaks it down like dis.

If you want to break it down with me, you can subscribe to my channel here.

OR if you’d like to join one of my classes in REAL LIFE, you can find me at:

  • Anytime Fitness Chesapeake Mt. Pleasant – Mondays 6pm
  • Anytime Fitness Chesapeake Mt. Pleasant – Tuesdays 6pm
  • Anytime Fitness Virginia Beach Kempsville – Wednesdays 6pm
  • and soon at the brand new Anytime Fitness Norfolk Ghent – starting Tuesday July 9th time TBD
  • I also teach an abs class Anytime Fitness Chesapeake Mt. Pleasant – Thursdays 6pm

What I wore today twerk

White is the new black

2 Jul

The reception at Cure was so much fun!!! Thanks to all who came out!!

Show is up until this Friday, so there are still a few more days to catch it up!

Here’s what I wore

What I wore today CURE

Unfortunately the only pic I have  of the evening is an instgram taken by my best friend in reference to how I’m  n e v e r  taller than her.

I wish I would have taken more, but I was too busy “schmoozing” according to my husband.


Reception at Cure Coffeehouse

26 Jun

This Friday the 28th at I hope you can join me for a little art show at Cure Coffeehouse and Brasserie

503 Botetourt StNorfolkVA



It’ll be 7-10ish and I will be there with my print rack selling my wares – even my 2 newest ones
(fingers crossed my print delivery arrives tonight or tomorrow night)

“Sweatpants” 8″X10″

small sweatpants copy

“Morning Motto” 8″X10″

sml coffee

The show will hang until July 4th.
Hope to see you all there!!!


(Even if you can’t make it to the show, definitely check this place out! Their coffee and food is BEYOND DELICIOUS!!)

Pravana Contest

26 Jun

So my hair dresser is entering my head in a hair dye contest, so I was forced to take wicked cool pics of my hair and I just HAD to do a “What I Wore Today” of the shoot!!

Pics by Tori on my fancy new camera – edited by me. Hair by Tori. Makeup and wardrobe by me.

PS if you need some UH-MAZING hair in your life and are local to Hampton Roads. Tori. At Rudy & Kelly. On Mt. Pleasant in Chesapeake. Find her.

Outfit #1

What I wore today VENUS



Outfit #2

What I wore today RUDE






ANDDDDD the coolest part of all: I was digging on the websites where I got these clothes to steal jpgs to cut up and LO AND BEHOLD! My instagram of my shoot is ON!!

FOLLOW ME ON IG: MalloryHotMess
Spoiler alert: It’s mostly pictures of my dog



If at first you don’t succeed…

6 Mar

fuck it small