Battle for Tidewater

My day, in pictures.

Spray tan

water depletion abs

The Sandler Center

about to go on stage

Backstage pump up

Figure

4th in Figure Novice 5th in Figure Open

Backstage Glamor Shot – Figure

Bikini Group

Posing routine

2nd in Bikini Novice

Backstage Glamor Shot – Bikini

Hardware

And then….

And then….

And then…

And mandatory ERMAHGERD photo

It’s here…. Crap.

So the other day I ordered the suit I am to wear for my figure show. These suits are made to your exact measurements, and I thought it might take a while – maybe a few weeks – to deliver – which would be good – a few weeks to get a little leaner, a little tanner, and a little more comfortable with the thought of stepping on stage in such a small piece of fabric….

NOPE! WRONG! 3 days after my order, “Your item has shipped.” 4 days after that, there it is in my mailbox in all it’s bedazzled glory. 1 week from filling out the order form online to physically having it in my hands – Crazy fast! Amazing! But no time to mentally prepare myself!

This ish just got mad real…

Ooooo…. sparkly!

Check out Pasty McPasterson over here.

FML

They try to make me go to rehab; I say, “No. No. No.”

Someone needs to invent a Sugar-Free Jell-O Rehab so that I may check myself into it. It’s been almost a week since my last little glorious 10 calorie fix!

But my figure show is less than 5 weeks away, and it’s time to be super hard-core / eat super clean. I try to keep my withdraw symptoms under control, but the past few days without my Jell-O have been extremely trying for me…. AND my poor husband! Even the simplest of tasks have become painstakingly annoying – food everywhere!! Like grocery shopping – I get so hateful looking at all the food I can’t (correction: WON’T) eat. I promise you I will dropkick an Entemann’s display by the time this is done. Or just watching tv – 90% of the commercials seem to be food! It’s so sweet; my husband does all he can to distract me when Olive Garden’s Never-Ending Pasta Bowl and Breadsticks or any form of pizza commercial airs; God love him.

33 more days ’til the show. I’m so scared.

FML.

Can you call a vet? …Because these puppies are SICK!

Some of you may know I have begun training for my first figure show (kinda like bodybuilding) which will be in October, and I’m already so nervous!

It is the OCB BODYBUILDING & FIGURE – BATTLE FOR TIDEWATER – IFPA PRO – QUALIFIER, and it will be held at the Sandler Center in Virginia Beach October 20th.

I am 1/2 way through my 4 month program, so I thought now would be a good time to share a little progress picture.

This is end of month 1 and end of month 2.

Here is the promo for the show, and if you’d like more info, you can find it all on the

Facebook Event Page.