I’m Getting Worse At This

16 Jan

I just checked, and my last blog post was right before the Virginia Beach Tattoo Festival in August, so we need a quick catch up,

so starting where we left off, the VB Tattoo Festival was a Blast

My booth

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I met the Enigma

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I got to judge the little kids’ temporary tattoo contest

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Then, over the summer, mom and I took a little road trip tour all over VA – One stop at James River Brewing Co where I’ve been hired as the artist / graphic designer of their beer labels

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And another stop at Made; By the People, For the People in Staunton – a little shop that bought a wholesale lot of my artwork

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Then, in September, I tagged along on one of my husband’s work trips to Glacier National Park in Montana 1236055_10100661847549337_2776339_n 1184785_10100656985163597_1124719441_n 1236339_10100661835887707_1812512595_n 1235350_10100661885298687_1034785900_n 1239433_10100662220352237_1965105384_n

I got my birthday present from my husband which was the most kickass present EVER – I got my Jeep all striped up and lettered up by Igor’s Custom. There is now NO mistaking the Hot Mess Express!

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The end of summer / early fall, I kinda started a photography business Mallory Hot Mess Photography

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And I invented these genius little quick shoots called “Drive-By Shootings” that have really taken off

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I’ve gotten to take some really sweet pics so far from weddings to newborns to awkward Christmas photos, and picked up some pretty nifty clients so far – including Harley-Davidson Bayside and I have an agreement to start shooting here soon for FM99

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Then was the holidays sprinkled with a ton of photoshoots and the 96X Winter Meltdown where I got to see The Last Bison, Capital Cities, MS MR, and Fall Out Boy while selling my art – one of the funnest shows I got to participate in yet

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Now it’s the new year, and I’m gonna try to be better at posting stuff as it’s relevent rather than all this recap business.

NEWNESS: I’m already eat-sleep-breathing Tattoo Festival since the 4th Annual Hampton Show is less than 7 weeks away!!

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I’ve made 2 new pieces in the past few days

The Girl with the ‘Chula’ Earring

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and Ratchet Aphrodite

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both prints are 16″x20″ and will be available for $60 at the Tattoo Festival – Hampton Roads Convention Center, Hampton, VA March 7-9

Hope to see ya there!

 

 

 

 

 

New Prints for the Virginia Beach Tattoo Festival

1 Aug

The VB Tattoo Fest is quickly approaching, and nothing like the last minute to really start producing new work! That’s how I roll!

INFO: http://www.vbtattoofest.com <- you should come!!

There will be 3 new prints that I’ve made in the past week available for purchase.

Nope 10″x10″

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VA, Son 8″x10″

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Don’t Get It Twisted 20″x30″

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Coffee Before Talkie and Home Is are also semi-recent and have not been sold at prior tattoo fests

Morning Motto 8″x10″

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Home Is 8″x10

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Play Cloths “B-Side” Lookbook For Bullett Magazine

30 Jul

Recently I was asked by my amazing freaky cool photographer friend Richard Perkins to model for a Play Cloths lookbook for Bullett magazine!

The article in Bullett Magazine http://bullettmedia.com/article/photographer-richard-perkins-collaboration-with-playcloths/

Richard’s full shoot http://www.parachutefullofforks.com/2013/07/play-cloths-b-side-lookbook-for-bullett.html

Richard Perkins’s  websites http://www.parachutefullofforks.com/  and  www.whothefuckisrichardperkins.com

Play Cloths http://www.playcloths.com/

Bullett Magazine http://bullettmedia.com/

(and in case the web article doesn’t archive, here’s what it looked like)

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Meet Navin!

23 Jul

Meet Navin R. Johnson the betta fish and newest addition to the Jarrell animal crew!

I went to a wedding this weekend (which I will post about later) and on each table at the reception they had a betta fish in a vase with flowers, and at the end of the night guess who was lucky enough to get offered a fish!!

I haven’t had a fish since middle / high school (RIP Gill), and I forgot how fun / relaxing they are to watch!

You can follow me on Instagram @malloryhotmess and all of my animals have their own hashtag

#wheelerdog #sketchbird #ermahbird and now #navinthebetta

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Double Bridal Shower

8 Jul

Both of my husband’s little bros are getting married this summer and I offered to throw both brides, if they agreed to it, a joint bridal shower! They were both more than willing to share their day and it was a huge success!

I turned my screened in porch to the refreshment area.

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I made the tissue poofs out of dollar store tissue, styrofoam  balls, craft glue and twine and hung them at different lengths from my fan.1 1052449_10100583589813467_1003557352_o

and for take-aways I said, “What’s something cheap / tiny /  that everyone loves? …… BOOZE!”🙂1 1001003_10100583589728637_746334209_n copy

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Desi’s wedding colors are Pink, brown and green, and Jenny’s color is purple, so I did everything in pink and  purple even down to the pink lemonade and grape Kool-Aid and cupcakes in each shade.

The bunting is made out of scrapbook paper craft glue and twine. (I could get 2 12″x6″ diamonds out of each sheet, so I could fold it / glue it in half around the twine)

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I wanted it outdoor, so I borrowed 2 friends’ EZ-Up tents for the gift / game times.

Game prizes

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A special gift for the mother of the grooms because none of us would be here if she didn’t raise 3 perfect boys🙂2 7984_10100583590047997_1501189555_n

behind the Sbux gift card is this in the frame.

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My present to them: a wedding day basket. A pair of Tom’s for when your fancy wedding shoes start to hurt your feet, a bottle of champagne to sip while you get ready, a frame for your fave pic from your wedding which I promised to take great pics at! Then some smell goods! One bride’s wedding is total “country chic” burlap and lace and the whole nine yards, and the other bride is fluent in French, and I noticed a few Eiffel tower things when I visited their apt last, so she got the Paris scent . That plus their name signs🙂

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My last idea was a “photo area” with a backdrop and tripod, so I got a vintage sheet from Etsy and a few feet of PVC and some velcro and made my own “photo booth”. And the boys crashed the party at the end just in time for pics!

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One of the major hits was the signs I had made for the girls by The Freckled Owl. I figured I can use them as shower decor; they can use them as wedding decor, and then hang them in their house. What bride doesn’t love something wedding-y and personalized.

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As I was ordering them, I found myself kinda wanting one so I added a third to the cart.

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I wanted to share the super cute invites I designed.

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and a detail I thought would be cute for pictures

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It’s important to me that things match

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and the games were a hit.

We played the “No Groom Name Game” – everyone gets 2 clothespins. You csn’t say “Chris” or “Taylor” or someone can take one of your pins, but if you hear someone say their name, you take their pin. Runs throughout the whole shower. Always a classic.

Then we played a word jumble
(answers: groom, reception, chris and desi, kiss, Jarrell, ring, bridesmaid, bouquet, taylor and jenny, cake, gown,aisle, ceremony)

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and a purse scavenger hunt

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but I think the game that got the most laughs was a game I saw on Pinterest called “Who has the groom?” all it is is an envelope that says “Who Has the Groom?” on the front and 1 will have a pic of the groom – the others are filled with decoys! So I used the 2 grooms and had 2 winners, but also threw in the 3rd Jarrell boy (my husband) and my father in law along with a few of my fave celebrities. I told everyone that their dreamdates were inside.

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You can’t twerk with us

3 Jul

So some of you may already know that I’ve been a Zumba instructor for a little over 2 years now, but I just recently started posting some vids of my routines on YouTube.
We breaks it down like dis.

If you want to break it down with me, you can subscribe to my channel here.

OR if you’d like to join one of my classes in REAL LIFE, you can find me at:

  • Anytime Fitness Chesapeake Mt. Pleasant – Mondays 6pm
  • Anytime Fitness Chesapeake Mt. Pleasant – Tuesdays 6pm
  • Anytime Fitness Virginia Beach Kempsville – Wednesdays 6pm
  • and soon at the brand new Anytime Fitness Norfolk Ghent – starting Tuesday July 9th time TBD
  • I also teach an abs class Anytime Fitness Chesapeake Mt. Pleasant – Thursdays 6pm

What I wore today twerk

White is the new black

2 Jul

The reception at Cure was so much fun!!! Thanks to all who came out!!

Show is up until this Friday, so there are still a few more days to catch it up!

Here’s what I wore

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Unfortunately the only pic I have  of the evening is an instgram taken by my best friend in reference to how I’m  n e v e r  taller than her.

I wish I would have taken more, but I was too busy “schmoozing” according to my husband.

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